Marry someone who wakes you up at 2am with sex.

yungkiitten:

yellowspacecat:

just-shower-thoughts:

I’m convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around.

we do. 

Facts

dajo42:

“i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me”

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

6i:

two of the best places to touch a woman is her soul and her clit.

lusec:

Whoever invented making noises with their fingers fucking snapped

sickbvby:

arahir:

honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade

pipcomix:

pipcomix:

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

jaclcfrost:

something u ordered online finally arriving

bugheadsjetty:

Honestly NBC didn’t have to go that hard making the trailer but they did and I feel like it’s the biggest fuck you to Fox ever and I am living for it

Originally posted by bloodyrayofsunshine

dankmemesreasonforliving:

annakemdrick:

annakemdrick:

i cannot stop thinking about that chris hemsworth gif like i cant sleep

this is all ive been thinking about for 2 whole days